"Job helping children punch up their jokes."
"The slip says my mole has gone to Arkansas for analysis. I think: it’s been to Arkansas with me before. I think: it’s the first time my mole’s gone anywhere alone. I think: I wasn’t ready to say goodbye."
“A joke about: How you have to have a lawyer to file bankruptcy, how you have to pay like $400 in court costs, how it’s always so expensive to be broke.”